age: 27 (Oct 30, 1984)
MEMBER SINCE: June 2009
occupation: Bakery Bitch
i lost my virginity: It was a fumbling romp of jitters, horniness, and romance.
crush: Javier Bardem. Mila Kunis. As for a real life crush? Wouldn't you like to know...
fantasy: Seducing an older man. Winning amateur night at a strip club. Fucking in Tuscany.
stats: brown hair, brown eyes, curvy.
heroes: Anyone who pursues their dreams tenaciously and graciously.
makes me happy: English Bulldogs, food, music to which I can shake my ass
body mods: (never enough) ink. Industrial Piercing.
makes me sad: abuse, organized religion, unrealized potential
gets me hot: The hubby. Piercing eyes. Ribald senses of humor. Nerds of all stripes.
most humbling moment: I get sheepish about everything.

My little Lola muffin passed away last week.
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On Tuesday afternoon I did my usual post-work ritual of stopping by her cage to sing to her while I change out of my uniform. I peeked in...she was flat and not moving. I called her name and she didn't respond. I started bawling and could barely handle it. I left the house for a bit while byronNME took care of her. He wrapped her in a towel, put her in a box, and placed her in the river across the street. Just picturing that is too much for me even now. I loved that guinea pig and I will miss giving her baths and laughing at her late night squeaking.
I was in a car accident the last week of December.

It was bad and very scary. The car was totaled. Thankfully though both the other driver and I walked away unscathed. I haven't talked about it here yet because I wasn't ready until now. Ever since the crash I've been really paranoid about death. Worrying about losing a loved one or even dying myself.
Crossroads.
All this thinking has done me good though. I'm really focused on what's important now. Positive things are to come.l

We now do Angry Birds cakes at work!
Aren't they cute? I love the pigga!

So stoked The Giants won the Bowl!
I won 5 bucks in the football pool too.
Naturally, the following was my favorite Superbowl commercial:
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I leave you with bewbs:

This was a cathartic blog.
Keep on rockin' in the free world, boys and girls!








































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