age: 34 (Mar 04, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2004

occupation: Freelance Fuckup

heroes: Oh Yes

i lost my virginity: Yes

fantasy: Yes

body mods: A little.

sign: V

most humbling moment: Those moments when I'm awake.

crush: Zooey

gets me hot: Geek-Porn

makes me sad: The Johnny Cash ' Hurt' Video, Donnie Darko, the ending of T2. Every breath Uwe Boll takes.

stats: tall, dark, and tall