“Don't let him trick you. He's actually an adorable, chivalrous sweetheart in addition to being an expert in pretty much anything BDSM.”

“Anyone who has met John in person needs no testimonial to secure his place as the sweetest kinkster you'll ever come across. Great conversationalist, hot adventurist--he's got everything covered. Savvy, skilled, safe, and a sweetheart, what more could one ask for? Although I've yet to put his noted cooking skills to the test...”

“Amadio makes really awesome canes. My tushy has never felt better ”

“i have known John now for over 2 years and i have to say that they have been some of the best 2 years of my life! and when you meet him, just remember he loves kisses!”

“Look at me, I'm the first!

John's a rad guy, and he rocks the karaoke like nobody's bidness. Who's afraid of singing "Just a Girl"? Not this motherfucker!”