age: 26 (Dec 07, 1985)
MEMBER SINCE: February 2007
occupation: bum
gets me hot: fire, solar flares, Nebraska summers, fresh soup, George's 25 cent tacos with mofo sauce, wasabi...
i lost my virginity: I will hold that I have never ever had sex ever. Really.
makes me sad: unsafe sex!
makes me happy: juice, cats, anything salty, books
crush: an old man
stats: Str: 10 Int: 57 Con: -1 Dex: 4 Wis: 20 Chr: 99 Lck: 42
body mods: Pierced lobes, 4g // Back tattoo inspired by the cover of Nirvana's In Utero // Phoenix on right calf
heroes: Tucker Max, Trent Reznor, pre-sellout Gwen Stefani, my mom
into: boys, late nights, accents, foreign languages and the people who speak them, books
sign: Slippery when wet
Hello, is there anybody in there, just nod if you can hear me.
Making a short guest appearance because someone was nice enough to give me a renewed subscription on April fool's day. I figured it was a joke, but apparently it's not! This actually works out for me because I attempted to do my student teaching bit in the spring (remember that? Gonna be a teacher, har har har) but I made some people unhappy and now the district is not letting me have a second chance without telling me why. I figured there might be a chance that they found this profile - after all, it is a porno site, and we can't have that - but I dunno, I have little identifying information and don't use my real name anywhere. Besides, if anyone found it (including my students, who definitely looked) they would've let me know. But I decided to remove any questionable material just out of prudence. You can never be too careful with people tracking your life on the internet.
In any case, only here as long as the gift lasts and I don't think I'll be too active due to having to watch my trail, at least for a while. I'm still hoping to student teach in the fall in a different district (there's lots of tiny towns nearby), otherwise I'm going to change my major and graduate, then get a job doing something completely different. Probably something in the sex ed category, wherein I can have a profile on a porn site and that'd be a-okay.
So, hi again.
Making a short guest appearance because someone was nice enough to give me a renewed subscription on April fool's day. I figured it was a joke, but apparently it's not! This actually works out for me because I attempted to do my student teaching bit in the spring (remember that? Gonna be a teacher, har har har) but I made some people unhappy and now the district is not letting me have a second chance without telling me why. I figured there might be a chance that they found this profile - after all, it is a porno site, and we can't have that - but I dunno, I have little identifying information and don't use my real name anywhere. Besides, if anyone found it (including my students, who definitely looked) they would've let me know. But I decided to remove any questionable material just out of prudence. You can never be too careful with people tracking your life on the internet.
In any case, only here as long as the gift lasts and I don't think I'll be too active due to having to watch my trail, at least for a while. I'm still hoping to student teach in the fall in a different district (there's lots of tiny towns nearby), otherwise I'm going to change my major and graduate, then get a job doing something completely different. Probably something in the sex ed category, wherein I can have a profile on a porn site and that'd be a-okay.
So, hi again.




















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