“I'm not gonna teach your boyfriend how to dance, dance, dance, dance!”

“”

“She's better than you.

No, really.”

“Alyk is one of the funniest people on the planet. i love her to death. whatever i say about her won't even do her justice so i'll just stop right here. it was very nice to know her on SG.”

“It's her birthday.
She's the most special lady.
I lough her.”

“I accidentally clicked testimonial instead of comment.
I'll leave here what I was going to say there....it applies here too, I guess.

"AAH! I LOVE IT!"”

“Thank you for being a friend. Travel down the road and back again. Your heart is true; you're a pal and a confidant. And if you threw a party, and invited everyone you knew, you would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say, "Thank you for being a friend."

Holla.”

“who else do i have to monitor a live feed of britney's house at 2 am EST on a school night? only alyk.”

“Alyk made me get an Assy knuckle tat. I think that means she hates me, or that I have a drinking problem.”

“According to the Bible, God created the universe in six days. Before that, Alyk created God by snapping her fingers.”

“I'm a moron who can't tell the testimonial box apart from the comment one. But Alyk is the coolest and totally not assy.”