into: I had my cake, loved it, masticated it, chewed it and had everything I wanted.
not into: Ugly babies, checking my voicemail, when people say "utilize" when they could have just said "use," cabbies that smell like body odor and patchouli
makes me happy: The RoD, Boston pride, goat cheese, Guam jokes, Boston Red Sox 2004 World Series Championship, feeding ham to Lasagna and Stroganoff, cliques, insides jokes, non-ugly babies, photos of Jade Goody eating, Marimekko textiles, buying apples that I never actually eat, Pete Doherty's drug habit, Harvey Price, my superiority complex (seriously, I probably think you're disgusting), public transportation, taking medication that I really don't need, proper maniucures, borrowed beach houses, Diplo remixes, really gross French movies, even grosser German movies, genuine assholes, spreading happiness through gossip, bad MLS photos, organizing the cafeteria table, dinner parties, cocktails until I literally barf, the ocean breeze on the South Shore, my mother in law, making faces and rolling my eyes, that 12 year old on the boardwalk in Hull who always tries to sell me weed, feral kitties
makes me sad: The homeless asian dude at the end of my block who threatens to "fry my rice" every time I walk by.
hobbies: Fuck off, I'm blogging.
vices: Neely, you know it's bad to take liquor with those pills.
thoughts on sg: I dislike it
i spend most of my free time: talking about you
gender: female
occupation: I'm Elaine Stritch
current crush: Mr. Alyk; seriously, you would love him too. He's fabulous and handsome and smart and funny and smells really good.
heroes: Brigid Berlin, Joan Kennedy, Harvey Milk, Jocelyn Wildenstein, Babe Paley
gets me hot: 17th century Chippendale carved mahogany marble top pier tables
fantasy: 72 golf game
most humbling moment: I read an article in Details a few years ago about chicken sashimi, and now sometimes when I eat chicken or sashimi, I start thinking about that article and I become totally ill
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
CIGARETTES: Nope
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
POT: Nope
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