[Alvilda] "She were a vision o' loveliness...'er brown 'air blowin' in th' wind, 'er pretty eyes snappin' fire left an' right. 'er shirt were open sae much I could see th' swell o' 'er breasts, an' I swear I woulda 'ad 'er right then an' there, 'cept'n she 'ad tha' big ol' whip in one 'and, an' a dagger in th' other. I were lucky tae get away wit' me life, but it were worth it fer one look at 'er, me matey." - Dogface Royson, Sailor.
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