age: 25 (Sep 17, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2006

occupation: Code Monkey

makes me happy: Candy, booze and girls. (Not necessarily in that order, of course.)

gets me hot: fire?

fantasy: To rule a militaristic nation with an iron fist.

heroes: House, Ronnie Reagan, Mark Twain, Groucho, and of course, Hiro.

body mods: Is fat a "mod"?

makes me sad: Sad? Isn't that one of those emotion thingies you're supposed to suppress and drink away?

most humbling moment: You'll have to buy me a few drinks before I spill this one.

stats: Fat, cynical and misanthropic.