age: 30 (Sep 17, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2006

occupation: Code Monkey

gets me hot: fire?

makes me sad: Sad? Isn't that one of those emotion thingies you're supposed to suppress and drink away?

body mods: Is fat a "mod"?

most humbling moment: Was already witnessed by too many people. I'm not adding to that number by telling all of you.

stats: Fat, cynical and misanthropic.

fantasy: To rule a militaristic nation with an iron fist.

heroes: House, Mark Twain, Groucho, and of course, Hiro.

crush: gravity.

makes me happy: Candy, booze and girls. (Not necessarily in that order, of course.)