age: 30 (Sep 17, 1982)
MEMBER SINCE: November 2006
occupation: Code Monkey
gets me hot: fire?
makes me sad: Sad? Isn't that one of those emotion thingies you're supposed to suppress and drink away?
body mods: Is fat a "mod"?
most humbling moment: Was already witnessed by too many people. I'm not adding to that number by telling all of you.
stats: Fat, cynical and misanthropic.
fantasy: To rule a militaristic nation with an iron fist.
heroes: House, Mark Twain, Groucho, and of course, Hiro.
crush: gravity.
makes me happy: Candy, booze and girls. (Not necessarily in that order, of course.)

















