age: 49 (Jan 16, 1964)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2004

occupation: Niche news website managing editor

heroes: Suicide Girls. And my dad.

body mods: -Single piercing, left ear. -Cross tat, right shoulder. -Tribal tat, left arm. More to come...

most humbling moment: Pretty much everything from late Sept./Oct. 2001 to the present. :X

i lost my virginity: Long, long ago in a galaxy far, far away...

fantasy: True love, peace of mind, paid bills and a good night's sleep.

gets me hot: This website, natch. Smart, pretty, funny, cool women. The brief scene in Sid & Nancy when Chloe Webb and Gary Oldman are kissing in an alley and garbage is falling all around them... a great visual. Sexy legs. Cute tummies. Nice hands. A little kink.

crush: My girlfriend. Evangeline Lilly. Kate Beckinsale. Halle Berry. Mary Lynn Rajskub. Dita Von Teese. Carla Gugino. Women in stockings and high heels.

into: Fun in most of its forms; good friends, good food, good booze, good music, good movies... the order varies; sports (primarily hockey and lacrosse); sleep. Employment. The 2008 presidential election, except for the stupid parts and bullshit. And, it sounds corny, but trying to be a good man. Being a nice guy is boring and easy, but being a good man is hard. (You know what I'm talking about fellas)

stats: Stats? Stats? We don't need no stinkin' stats!

sign: Capricorn