into: you
makes me happy: going to work
makes me sad: leaving work
5 things i can't live without: bottle opener, laptop, cleaver, usb drive, mobile phone
vices: jack daniels, wine, teh sex. jerking it
thoughts on sg: I love it
occupation: I serve booze to them that cannot serve themselves...
current crush: about five different girls. all hate me.
body mods: couple holes, bitta ink
heroes: I dislike the term heroes. But if I must, Warren Ellis, Richard Branson and Batman.
gets me hot: at the moment, just my hot water bottle
favorite position: I hear reverse cowgirl is the new black...
sign: ARIES
most humbling moment: i played lawn bowls with my mum and got my arse handed to me by four octagenarians...
i lost my virginity: i don't know if it counts, i only put it in an inch before she made me stop...
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Up the nose
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single
I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Arty, Hardcore, Jazz Cat, Indie Rocker, Straight Edge, Goth, Retro, Punk, Metalhead, Hippy, Hipster, Rockabilly, Raver, Fetish, Fuck you, I defy categories
