right right new blog... well um since i still wallow in my own stagnant pool of the downtrodden i will share with you this

ok so we all know that the consensus for video games adapted into movies is pretty terrible at best... so imagine cartoons based on them. i for one loved the megaman cartoons only to revisit them and be assaulted with more puns than i was used to from the blue bomber... hell he didnt even speak in the games. BUT luckily that is not the worst ive ever seen

bear witness to the awful animated adaptations of early arcade fighters such as Street Fighter, Mortal Kombat, and Darkstalkers! what makes these watchable is the way the user mashed up the scenes right after another to give you that "WTF was going on in this episode?!?" type of feel... which i love, when i channel surf. observe







cracks me up... seriously were they half conscious when these were created these?

i love the inane orchestra hit fueled score in the mortal kombat series

i dont have much else to say other than i need a job and new Venture Bros and Metalocalypse are great!

how are all of you?

<3 Alecks

alright so im updating finally... i tried to think of something thats eventful in my life but there really isnt... fairly stagnant as usual. however i noticed the other day that sometimes i have some... unconventional... tastes and physical attractions when it comes to girls. sure i can be your usual "t" and "a" type of guy (especially "a" mmmmm) and yet these other parts of a womans body turn me on as well. they may not be as odd as say kneecaps and earlobes but i think what makes them unconventional is how much i read into them for what they are.

so here i give you my top 3 unconventional attractive physical features of a woman:

3. Big Smiles

celebrity example:

Fairuza Balk

SuicideGirl example:

Zoli

Sure most people love it when a girl smiles, but in this particular instance for me size matters! being that one of the first thing i notice about a girl are her eyes and when you have a big beautiful smile to compliment them it just takes it all to another level.a very exotic feature, it could convey so many things; from a raw and carnal perspective, to a cute and timid expression.you can say alot through a smile without uttering a single word... and thats super sexy

2. "Soft" Eyebrows

celebrity example:

Elisha Cuthbert

SuicideGirl example

Rambo

hahah i had no idea really how to word this particular topic but i will elaborate. back to the theme of conveying emotions nonvocally, "soft" eyebrows definitely are right there next to the eyes themselves. the difference is with little effort or even unknowingly they spark attraction. what are the eyebrows saying? get to know me? come here and talk to me?.... do you see it? how innocent they can look yet they still have that slight "come hither" wile in them. its very easy to trim or shape eyebrows and have them mean something completely different or look just bad all together if ones not careful. lastly on a sexual level you can even add your favorite line of pillow talk coupled with the expression of those eyebrows and it does not get any hotter than that... does it now?

1. The Neck!

celebrity example

Keira Knightley

SuicideGIrl example:

Cain

ok the neck is my number one because i have no idea what drives me so mad about it! but when i see a gorgeous long neck i revert to a primal state and can only think about where i want to bite it and how hard. no emotional attachment or conveyance... no "between the lines" type of feeling from them like my previous topics, just pure aesthetics. the best i can analyze it is that my neck is a huuuge errogenous zone so when i look at one and lust for it i can almost feel it vicariously in my own neck like a direct root to the pleasure area of the brain. it shouldnt be too odd... too me its just like any other luscious curve on a womans body. i mean what are the breasts but fatty areas milk ducts and mammory glands yet we men cant get enough of them. so why arent necks more glorified?you can feel a womans breath and pulse in just a touch, theyre such an elegant feature.

think of these things the next time you lay eyes on a woman.

do you women like any features on guys that you think arent "the norm"?

i want to know

<3 Alecks

HAPPY HOLIDAYS to all!!!

im finally updating even though i have nothing too much to say (which is why i never update to begin with)

so im pretty happy with the way my familys house looks this year despite the fact they cut down the pine tree in front of my house (which is perfect for christmas!) alas it was tearing our house up from the bottom so we had to "quell the insurrection" (natures trying to take the planet back you know)

anyway ironically (or is it coincidentally?) with the traditional pine tree torn down it ushered in a new era of xmas decorations that are more...modern...to say the least



the only thing missing is a giant luminescent iPod with angel wings on the goddamn roof!

anyway things have been stagnant as usual... didnt get the seasonal job i was going for, didnt get to see a past love, everyone in the band except for me is busy with other things so we havent submitted a press kit... HOWEVER one of my bestest friends is down here right now... but of course its not that easy as i hate his brothers guts...

*side story time*

so aforementioned person with hated guts was one of my best friends as well and ive known him for years and somehow he has the nerve to fuck my little brothers ex-gf mere hours after they broke up

now anyone who knows me knows my most cherished thing in this life is my younger brother

dont everrrrrrr fuck with him.... dear god

*back to post*

so his brother is down and he atleast is fantastic so with him and xmas i can coast through this shitty year of deaths and failures



dont hold back '08

im fuckin ready

<3 Alecks

i dont even know how to go about updating so ill just section it off

nerd life: so i downloaded my first game on virtual console called Streets of Rage 2 and OH the nostalgia



you just walk around and beat people up its fantastic... i dont know what happened to my original copy

other than that ive just been playing mario party 8 and waiting for a few other choice titles to come out

band life:my band has accepted a couple of shows despite the fact that were writing for recording in November and our singer moved to LA... basically if dont get our press kit together by the end of this year id say were done... if you havent checked out my band yet do so Astaroth

personal life: they say deaths come in 3's and unfortunately thats what happened. 2 good aquaintances of mine have committed suicide and one of my friends dads was killed by his daughters bf (insane i know)... granted it doesnt affect me directly, it does my closest friends and it has made my community of friends very bleak... which is scary but weve all kept together so that is atleast assuring

im working at the halloween store this year (i worked there 3 years ago) and its nice just being immersed in spooky stuff allll day... not quite sure what im going to do afterwards as far as work...

but thats the way i likes it

<3 Alecks

sooo...

22 isnt so bad... things have been a tad more interesting since the big turn

i mean as interesting as it can get for an unemployed hermit such as myself


these 2 savages...





... have up and left my life to Encino for a couple months and i will miss them so dearly but its for the best

i love them like no other

but being that one of them is a bandmate its kind of a blessing in disguise so we can write more while were in a state that we cant do shows on account of his leaving

i had other things to ramble about but i cant quite remember

ask me anything... i feel like enlightening people

ill leave you with this for now:

Alecks <3's Amadeus... and you





<3 Alecks

Damn... i dont want to turn 22

21 has so much more edge to it dont you think?

i suppose if i HAVE to have a birthday and i could have anything i wanted itd be to have the ability to roar like a lion

like that black dude from mortal kombat who fights Liu Kang on the beach...

this guy!



yeah for some reason he kind of roars like a lion and has an intense face while doing so

imagine, if you will, the sound of a lion roaring put to this



no? no?

as a matter of fact all i need to communicate would be the sounds of lions

wait can lions laugh?

fuck i wasted a whole blog on this

meh

<3 Alecks

ps. seriously though i want testimonials for my birthdayyyyy

Hello all! i am drunk and posting a new blog... which is a first for me (being intoxicated and posting)

yessir drunk and now way hornay because this picture is burned into my mind




UH!




thank you for keeping my libido in check dear Lee

anyway heres whats up!

this:




and


this:

link

(listen to my bands new music and give me your opinion)

annnnd

this:

link



love me

<3 <3 <3 Alecks ( oh if you could have seen the mispellings *hic!*)

I feel a rant coming on



right so when did premises for horror movies match up to the calibur of ones from Nickelodeons Are You Afraid of the Dark? seriously! the creators of the Saw series? big fuckin surprise right? but i digress im sure its quite a film...that is if youre still reading R L Stine and attending elementary school. </rant>

so this is what im deciding on as far as the whole not shaving thing



ill hit viking status very soon

today and yesterday i was reading past blogs and its funny to see what sg's i talked to then and which i do now and which ones talked to me more then and less now

other than that squandering of time my next post or edit to this post will be regarding my bands new mp3's

i expect you all to listen

<3 Alecks

i usually start a new post when i go over 15 comments

but i do not know what to talk about

2007 has been uneventful for me

lost a relative, lost a girlfriend, lost a job

BUT im still counting on the incomplete recordingof my band Astaroth's ep... its so good i cant wait to show everyone...its epic

its odd not being attached to anyone... i havent been like this for 5 years... i dont know what to do its strange... i dont know what to focus on other than myself...which i suppose is good

in trivial news me and my guitarist stopped shaving



yay? nay? its kinda driving me nuts

also i forgot to display my new love



my new bass

so my plan of action goes something like this:

work with my cousin at Home Depot, get my car fixed, continue funding my workstation program by buying V drums and mics...if i make enough money maybe move out...it all depends on whether Earache Records picks us up or not... i have alot of faith in it though so hopefully my list will be cut short to just touring... that would make my life

besides...2007 owes me already

=-> Alecks

::UPDATE::

does anyone wanna leave me any testimonials for vday? i have none

null

so...

important highlights:

i got a wii in november and have internet on it and can get suicidegirls with it... its crazy

my band just recorded all the instrumental tracks on our ep at Deathbot Studios in Sacramento but alas no vox which we will have to do separately, we did record the Dethklok Duncan hills Coffee Jingle at a different studio nearby for fun and request (check it ) it all sounds amazing i cannot believe it

also i have an interview lined up at guitar center thats opening here, which i think theres a good chance ill get it so it will be by by Hot Topic for 2 and a half years!

wild.... i want to get this EP to Earache Records as soon as possible and hopefully from there ill be a poor ass musician traveling the states playing music

haha and heres my newest tattoo plans



and! if you know who this one is i will buy you a peach tree or something



on opposite feet

thats all i have to report, now to comment!

=-> Alecks

ps vote for Tea for miss videogame

vote here