not into: golden showers or anything that deals with getting off on fecal matter.

makes me happy: Music, tattoos, girls, books!!, art, computer time, animals, Charles, crafts, photography, friends, flip flops, kids, clouds, sparkly things, pandas, faeries, living.

makes me sad: Animal cruelty, people abuse, indecent people.

5 things i can't live without: something to write with and on, my books, my animals, my ipod, and my significant other

vices: I'm my own vice

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: glorified kid/pet watcher. I also sell sex toys now

current crush: the*girl*next*door current celebrity crush.. besides Apnea, P!NK

stats: plus size wanna be model

body mods: 3 tattoos and growin took my gauges out of my ears :( holy nostril and labret

gets me hot: girls in corsets girls in lace girls with my ___ on their face

favorite position: #'s 14. 21, 35,65, 98,99,118,120,128,132,146,154,159,and 166 in "The Complete Manual of Sexual Positions" book

sign: A Cancerous Rat

i lost my virginity: Oh, I'm sorry. Would you like me to help you find it?

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: not telling

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn., Clubbing followed by the all-night diner., Support local music. Go to a show., Reading at the coffeeshop., A long, slow, late dinner with friends., Stay in and watch old movies on tv., Internet. All night. Again., When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories