MEMBER SINCE: February 2006

occupation: Anti-Artist

sign: Slow Children at Play

body mods: Bullet wound in chest

heroes: Jello Biafra

gets me hot: Temperatures above 80 degrees farenheit

makes me happy: Laying into a drum kit with fresh properly tuned drum heads

crush: You

makes me sad: A lack of serotonin in my brain, broken record needles; people without a sense of humor.

into: Drums+cymbals (new and vintage), hockey, playing shows, grinch fingers, "waterpipes," flavorful beer