age: 55 (Jun 27, 1956)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2003

occupation: Outraged world citizen.

crush: My sweetie of 22 years.

stats: funny and funny looking.

fantasy: building a culture that nurtures love.

i lost my virginity: after the Earth cooled but before the dinosaurs came out.

most humbling moment: Realizing that we are allowing a posse of pendejos to crush freedom in our country.

makes me sad: War and war profiteering.

makes me happy: Kindness and intelligence in action.

into: Yoga, writing, political humor, and swimming.

sign: Beautiful actions make life beautiful.

gets me hot: Spontaneous combustion.