age: 43 (Nov 16, 1969)
MEMBER SINCE: May 2011
occupation: I am JUST so excited to have one.
body mods: One tattoo, magic legs, bionic penis.
sign: Proceed with unabashed abandon.
crush: My right hand
gets me hot: Being awake, being asleep, the wind blowing, being within 50 meters of a woman...
stats: 90% of stats are 100% made up.
i lost my virginity: Drunk in a beach changing booth at a rather young age.
heroes: Ron Jeremy. No one that hideous should have gotten that much hot ass in his lifetime.
BLOGS
So I go out to the grocery store and buy over 200 bucks worth of groceries yesterday afternoon. I have my tent set up do my son and I can camp out in the back yard, and I a m grilling chicken and having a beer.
Basically, and idyllic saturday afternoon.
Until the very loud explosion. The transformer that supplies power to 6 houses on my block, and is located in my back yard exploded.
Long story short, it took nine hours for it to get replaced. I had to throw out all the food I bought, and then some. Also, since work crews were in my back yard all night, my son didn't even get to sleep in the tent.
And did I mention it isl the hottest day and night in twenty years.
Oh joy.
Basically, and idyllic saturday afternoon.
Until the very loud explosion. The transformer that supplies power to 6 houses on my block, and is located in my back yard exploded.
Long story short, it took nine hours for it to get replaced. I had to throw out all the food I bought, and then some. Also, since work crews were in my back yard all night, my son didn't even get to sleep in the tent.
And did I mention it isl the hottest day and night in twenty years.
Oh joy.
DECEMBER 2012
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