Okey dokey... Twas the night before EASTER and all through the "hood" - not a crack head was smokin', even if it felt good..! 
Aw Hell yeah, I did say that! Man, just when I got my truck all gussied up and waxed, some fuckin' CRACK HEAD bastard proceeded to try and wash my "newly cleaned" windows... With "dirty water" no doubt!!! I know that I may be a little "anal" (nuthin' weird meant by that) about my personal property - but this MF ( <----Y'all know what that means, right?)deserved an ASS WHOPPING...
He asked, and I said "Naw, that's aiiight" - but he still sprayed that shitty stuff on my windows & used some OLD newspaper to try and clean it off...
Death and Destruction were all that was on my mind...
But, once I realized that this guy was just some young punk kid just hustlin' for some $$$ for grub - I just said FUCK IT and tossed the MF some $$$..! THat dude was about 17 years old, can you believe that shit? What is our country coming to when even the young are homeless and HUNGRY..?
Super Power my ass!!! Instead of spending TRILLIONS checking out OUTER SPACE, let's get our troops back from overseas and start spending some of that $$$ right fucking here in the good ol' USA!!!
Aw Hell yeah, I did say that! Man, just when I got my truck all gussied up and waxed, some fuckin' CRACK HEAD bastard proceeded to try and wash my "newly cleaned" windows... With "dirty water" no doubt!!! I know that I may be a little "anal" (nuthin' weird meant by that) about my personal property - but this MF ( <----Y'all know what that means, right?)deserved an ASS WHOPPING...
He asked, and I said "Naw, that's aiiight" - but he still sprayed that shitty stuff on my windows & used some OLD newspaper to try and clean it off...
Death and Destruction were all that was on my mind...
But, once I realized that this guy was just some young punk kid just hustlin' for some $$$ for grub - I just said FUCK IT and tossed the MF some $$$..! THat dude was about 17 years old, can you believe that shit? What is our country coming to when even the young are homeless and HUNGRY..?
Super Power my ass!!! Instead of spending TRILLIONS checking out OUTER SPACE, let's get our troops back from overseas and start spending some of that $$$ right fucking here in the good ol' USA!!!
libby:
i agree about getting shit right with our troops. that first line was the best. mind if i steal it? i hope u are doing ab fab and i miss yoooou. happy easter!