age: 30 (Dec 04, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2012

occupation: Student/retired/bringer of amazingness

stats: Not to toot my own horn, 6'2", 170, American. Just look at the picture.

heroes: My pops. The good ol' boys in the 101st, And Tom Selleck. The man can grow a mustache.

i lost my virginity: At 17, which makes me old for losing it by todays standards I suppose.

makes me sad: A complete lack of puppies...or people who lie about the presence of puppies.

crush: Here's the short list: Zoli of course, Megan Fox and Sara Jean Underwood.

most humbling moment: Finding out I am, in fact, not invincible.

into: Big big fan of foreplay, baseball (Not at the same time as foreplay) and for the record, there's no order to top ten films.

sign: "No Loitering"

fantasy: You'll just have to wait and find out.

makes me happy: Spending as much time as possible with my face between a cute girls thighs. (Seriously, is there ANYTHING better?), puppies,