OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!! OH MY GOD!!!

-runs around the room waveing his hands in excitement-

LOOK!!!!
MEGAS XLR ACTION FIGURES!!!!!

Please be sweet and buy a pennieless sufer a toy from his favorate TV program pweeaassee

-tries his best to look as cute as this-

Ill be your bestes buddy for life

updated to add

after PORPHYRIA comment i just wanted to add that this is in no way a serious request, i just have nothing else to write about today as all i've been doing is surfing the net while waiting for the builders to finish up laying the floor in the kitchen, i just got really excited when i saw it and thought id shear it with you folks, so please dont get mad or pissed with me for being silly