age: 35 (Jan 11, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2004

occupation: Modern Primitive

makes me happy: My cat Hemi, Driving my car, surfing, my nephew, Smoking lots a funky stuff being at the beach,

sign: No Left Turn

most humbling moment: Holding my nephew for the first time on the day he was born

stats: 5'6

gets me hot: The sun, being out in nature, getting tattooed, eyes, a nice butt, stockings, summer rain, girls with septum piercings, long hair in pigtails or plats, girls with that 50’s look about them

into: Surfing, hot rods n choppers, girls, getting pierced and inked, driving my Beetle, beer, weed (yes I’m a stonner so what?), writing poems, comics, cartoons, anything with blue flames.... shit the list is endless, come and chat to me if you want to know more

i lost my virginity: In El Segundo...... no.. wait.. that was my wallet...... If you really must know, it was on a beach in Spain in front of a crowed of onlookers when I was 15

makes me sad: Being broke, not being able to drive my car because its broken and I cant afford to fix it, cold damp weather (it makes my shattered bones hurt) running out of funky stuff to smoke, driveing for hours to find theres no surf again dame british weather!!!

fantasy: To be the first man on mars so i can look back at the camera on the ship and stick two fingers up, while saying "I claim this planet in the name of ME!!! All hail ALIO, ruler of Mars"