7deadlycyns's SuicideGirls Blog

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take,
but by the moments that take our breath away."

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sonicjunky:

ahhww, your profile pic is the best!

Mar 29, 2004

hawks:

Apr 1, 2004

"To do is to be"...Descartes

"To be is to do"...Voltaire

"DO be do be do"... Sinatra

What did the sign on the whorehouse say?
Beat it we're closed.

Why did the walrus go to a tupperware party?
To find a tight seal! haha haha ha

Gotta love dumb jokes. If you know any, send them my way.

FEELING SILLY TODAY

Just finishing up a terrible...
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jayde__:

Here's a joke:

Three guys walked into a bar.
The fourth ducked.

*ducks the rotten tomatoes*

So since I'm too lazy to go through your journal but I'm curious, what business do you own? And, if you don't mind my asking, how hard is it to become a self-employed business owner? It's something that's always sounded tempting to me.

Mar 7, 2004

demonbuttercup:

I loved your jokes.
There must be work out on the left coast...

Mar 8, 2004

Alright no more grumpy posts... I'm told it's a sign of aging

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punkfreak420:

That cat rocks!!! I want a gun for mine!!!

Feb 26, 2004

cc_baxter:

aging schmaging. we post thirty somethings need to stick together and hold our ground. i'm here dammit and i'm not moving.

Feb 26, 2004

HOW IN THE HELL DO I UPLOAD IMAGES INTO MY JOURNAL, DAMNIT!?!?!?!?!?!? I just wasted 45 minutes.

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longtimecoming:

you are pretty

Feb 24, 2004

tryst:

I really do have a dinosaur egg.

Or something I found long ago that is unidentifiable and resembles what one might look like. Maybe I should take it to a lab.

Feb 24, 2004

Tuesday afternoon... which is MY Monday for the week. I'm taking a break from doing payroll, I despise doing payroll, I keep getting interupted anyway.

Nice weekend with friends and spending way too much money. Didn't get the chace to bitch slap anyone though (he he) I of course cried over the last epsiode of Sex and the City, I knew Big would swoop in...
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"Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.

Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that mother fucker up the side of the head

...pass it on"

Have a great weekend everyone

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