into: All things good and wholesome.

makes me happy: goodness

makes me sad: badness

5 things i can't live without: this, that, the other thing

vices: Depends on who you ask.

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Village Idiot

current crush: Too numerous to list

stats: #1 ranked Idiot for 3 years running.

body mods: No holes, no ink.

gets me hot: women with salt and pepper hair.

favorite position: reverse pretzel 180

fantasy: world peace followed by 6billion person orgy

sign: Stop

most humbling moment: when I had to kill that guy for looking at me funny.

i lost my virginity: define virginity

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories