Member: 666monkey

666monkey likes The sun and crush this.

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into: everything, all the time

makes me happy: Life

makes me sad: Bigots and zealots (pretty much the same thing I guess)

5 things i can't live without: air, water, food, sunlight, shelter

vices: Riding my motorcycle WAY too fast.

thoughts on sg: I love it

 

occupation: Agent provocateur

current crush: crush this.

stats: was the most painfully boring class I was ever forced to take.

body mods: Tats chest & left arm

gets me hot: The sun

favorite position: OK, if you must know, it is scissors followed by swooping shakti and the rolling tickle AKA Tantric Tortoise. If you have no idea what I am talking about, you should learn. You'll be glad you did.

fantasy: that all my stupid mistakes never happened, or maybe I travel back in time and fix them. Wait--that opens a whole HUGE can of worms. Nevermind. Scratch that.

sign: Virgo Monkey Uncle

most humbling moment: Sitting on the toilet with my head in the sink then curling up in a ball on the floor and begging for death after eating meat for the first time in many moons, then going to emergency care and getting laughed at by the doctor.

i lost my virginity: ...and I can't seem to find it. Have you seen it?

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories