into: partying with friends and Saints, LSU football

not into: douche bags!

makes me happy: NOT dealing with douche bags...

makes me sad: HAVING to deal with douche bags...

hobbies: porn and drinking at my bar

5 things i can't live without: blowjobs, water, crawfish, beer and friends...in no particular order

vices: smoking, drinking

occupation: bar owner, manager

current crush: Skoosh

gets me hot: hot chicks who are a cross between vixen and cinderella

favorite position: anyone that i'm in

fantasy: yeah, too many to list

sign: taurus

most humbling moment: too many to list again

i lost my virginity: can't remember that far back

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship