age: 30 (Jan 12, 1982)
MEMBER SINCE: December 2010
occupation: Hobo.
stats: 6FT tall and ape-like (seriously, i'm like Burt Reynolds hairy).
sign: sea goat
makes me sad: Barbara Eden getting too old to dress up as a hot genie.
i lost my virginity: I suppose this is where I say something cliche like asking if I can have yours.
body mods: Yeah, I gots 'em.
heroes: Dan yemin, Lisa Ling, John Stewart, Henry Rollins, Harriet Tubman, Emiliano Zapata, Zumbi dos Palmares.
into: Cartoons, tunes, Xbox, movies, chess, literature, hockey (go Flyers!!!), B horror films, kicking ass in Scrabble, zombies, high fives, redheads, women with landing strips.
gets me hot: First... we both get naked. Except... we're both wearing sailor hats. Then we get into a jacuzzi filled with Pepto-Bismol, I clip your toenails, and you shave my buttocks.
fantasy: Banging Princess Leia in the slave costume.
makes me happy: A beer with a friend, Ska and Get Fuzzy comic strips,
(remind me to clean that mirror later)
I have been working but I am looking for a second job since they cut hours back. Hopefully I can find something soon because Louie has to go to the vet to get his shots updated and his balls cut off which is like 350 bucks all together. Louie is doing well though. He keeps trying to catch snakes and chipmunks in the backyard and he almost plucked a bird out of the air that flew too close to my car as we were taking a drive the other day.
(a few weeks ago, he always has to be right up next to me when he sleeps)
The other day Luke took me out on a man-date to go see the Avengers movie, which was amazeballs!!!! Scarlett Johanson's ass was great in 3D I wanted to reach out and smack it.
Other than that I have been my usual reclusive self and I am starting to think I have an MW2 addiction. You know you have a problem when you kill 50 people on TD and only die 3 times. I was impressed with my mad phat skills until I realized how much of a nerd I was.
I feel like the only person alive who hasn't seen Avengers yet. 
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