Morningwood

Morningwood


Consider this fair warning. While you may or may not know Morningwood, I am willing to bet that by this time next week you will never, ever forget them. With a debut album arriving on Capitol Records on January 10th and the red-hot single Nth Degree already in rotation, I have a prediction for this year and I’m making no bones about it. 2006 isn’t the year of the dog-it’s the year of the ‘wood!

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Auren Suicide: Hi! It’s Lauren from SuicideGirls. Do you know the website?
Morningwood frontwoman Chantal Claret: Of course!
AS:
Yay!
CC:
I really wanna get a subscription.
AS:
Well, you know you get one for doing the interview.
CC:
Awesome! I’m so excited. Oh my God my BAND is gonna be so excited!
AS:
You’re never gonna get them offline.
CC:
[Laughing] I’ll be like ‘c’mon guys! We’ve got a show to do!’ Oh my gosh, I’m so excited.
AS:
You know we can have you shoot a SuicideGirl set if you want.
CC:
I would love to. Actually one of my hobbies is shooting naked people.
AS:
We’ll there ya go.
CC:
I have quite a collection of boys that I’ve photographed naked. It’s for art’s sake.
AS:
That’s what ALL the ladies say.
CC:
It’s like ‘we’ll you’re gonna be naked anyway, we might as well take a photo.’
AS:
Oh my God, genius [laughing]. So where are you?
CC:
Right now I’m in Maine, for the first time ever.
AS:
How is it?
CC:
I’m really excited to eat lobster. [Laughing] So far I’m looking forward to eating lobsters. I like eating and taking photos of naked boys.
AS:
Best slogan ever!
CC:
Well, I like to eat and I like boys!
AS:
So were you guys just in LA? Was there a party at the Beauty Bar or something?
CC:
There was! We just played Jimmy Kimmel as our first television thingee ever, so we went there afterwards. I love Beauty Bars all over the states! Such good fun.
CC:
Where are you? Are you in LA?
AS:
Yeah, we’re in LA.
CC:
I love LA, I have so much fun out there. We were staying at the Hyatt on Sunset. We went to Disneyland.
AS:
I was wondering if you liked LA.
CC:
I really do! This was sort of like a test because it was my first time going out there without being really busy. So I was there for a couple of days and it was really relaxing and fun, I love the weather. I really think I’m gonna end up moving out there at some point.
AS:
Really?!
CC:
Yeah, I mean I’ve lived in New York my whole life, I need some sun and swimming in my life. Hell yeah!
AS:
I love that song though, New York Girls.
CC:
Oh, thank you!
AS:
It’s so fun that part where all the different girls are going ‘I’m from Sweden’ or whatever and then you come in with the ‘I’m from NEW YORK CITY!’
CC:
Those are all real girls, we found them on the street. We just went around asking 'em where they were from.
AS:
I was trying to figure out if that was real.
CC:
Some of them are people that we know but then a lot of them were just random girls that we found. I want people in ten years to be like 'that’s my voice! I was on the Morningwood record!’
AS:
I’m sure they’re already like ‘yeah! I’m awesome!’ Oh yeah, I read that you were in film school…
CC:
I was, that I was.
AS:
Where were you?
CC:
At School of Visual Arts in New York.
AS:
Oh wow.
CC:
Yeah, I was there for like a year and a half and then I dropped out for this band.
AS:
Is it more fun to be in a band?
CC:
Definitely! But at some point I still want to direct. I love making videos. It's one of my favorite things. I really want to make a soft-core porn, but with really good looking people, really good music. But I also want to do it so it’s dubbed in English. So it will be English dubbed over English [laughing].
AS:
That would be amazing actually [laughing].
CC:
Did I just give away my best idea? And of course I would like to direct music videos and stuff.
AS:
Did you have a hand in the Morningwood video [for Nth Degree] at all?
CC:
The first treatment I did, but then we just sort of took it and ran with it. I’m so excited! There are just so many lame videos that are like ‘band rocking’ and then ‘band on couch.’
AS:
So, Body 21 is also really cool. I love where it’s like body is 21 / mind is ageless. Sorry if I’m totally misquoting you here.
CC:
No, it’s okay!
AS:
I don’t know, I just thought that whole song was so powerful.
CC:
Thank you so much! I always try and write a song for every year, since each one deserves a song about it, with the age in the title. Although I guess I didn’t do a 22 one, and I guess I gotta get working on that 23 one soon! 21 was the last one that we wrote and I just wanted to do a song for all the years that aren’t that special. At 19 I was so mad, ‘no one ever writes a song about 19 year olds!’
AS:
That’s sooo true though.
CC:
Yeah, everyone talks about 16 year olds all the time, but like, ‘hey man, where’s 19?’ So I'm like 'whatever, I’m writing a song for every year!'
AS:
I just read this thing online, I can't remember what it was from, but it was a girl walking down the street and she sees her reflection in a window and it was like, 'I know that this beauty doesn’t belong to me, this beauty belongs to 19.' That was the first thing I thought about when I heard that song.
CC:
Yeah, that’s it. Totally.
AS:
There is something so special with ages.
CC:
For sure. It’s a moment of time. When I was 21 I never felt 21. You never feel like a certain age, the age that you are. It’s nothing. It’s a number.

By Auren Suicide
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