Maybe that last entry wasn't about you at all!!! It said "shithead excuse for a best friend" and you're just a shithead. Who said you were my best friend?! "QUIT BEING SO FULL OF YOURSELF!!!"
Oh em gee....
I'm sorry!!!
Uh, maybe this blog entry isn't about you either.........
Don't you just fucking hate it when you've spend ages curling/straightening your hair, putting on makeup, doing your nails, and changing your clothes repeatedly, and then that shithead excuse for a best friend makes you fucking WAIT?!
Seriously!!! What the fuck?!
I purposely spent all afternoon doing this shit so your dumb ass wouldn't have to wait.
Even if we're just chillin at your house,... Read More
I'm really sorry, I just care about my clothes and make up when I go out. Some people have told me that I am worse than Dolly Parton. Again....I am really sorry.
This is a really serious big deal announcement.
- I've been drinking -
but that's just supposed to explain this othe bullshit
which is
I went to the mall today and I was trying to buy a bra and I had two really nice ones picked out and I went and tried them on and they didn't fit because my fuckin boobs are too big... Read More
Well guess what, Ricky, you're right.
The movie was called "Speak" and it was better than I thought it was going to be but Kristin Stewart still sucked ass. Oh my god is she terrible. But I love that part in the first Twilight movie near the end when everyone's fighting and she's laying on the floor bleeding/convulsing and making these weird orgasm noises. It's... Read More
I don't know what this 'Tumbir' is...but those pictures were funny. I liked the beer one especially. What I don't like is this not being able to use my right thumb...one hand can type fine but the other one feels like I'm hen pecking...boo.
"Children are the future but beer is now." - Rick Mercer
He says some pretty brilliant shit sometimes, hey?
"Lets stop the hate and let the beer drinking begin. Remember: children may be our greatest resource, but beer is out greatest beverage. And besides, if it wasn't for beer, most of these kids wouldn't have been born anyway." - Rick Mercer
Okay, what is the name of that shit movie where there's this chick that saw the boogeyman when she was little and when she's grown up she finds these two crazy people that said they saw him to. The three of them are chillin in this studio apartment trying to figure out the boogeyman conspiracy. The only parts I really remember are one scene of... Read More
Fuck yeah, THEY. That was such bullshit. Somehow, those parts I remembered were interesting enough to be remembered. Haha.
At least we got that one out of the way.
I thought Wes Craven was supposed to be good? What else did he do?
I'm thinking, if that glove deal is a book, it might be Margaret Atwood. Did I say that already?
Oh, maybe it was that dude that wrote "Thirsty?" and "Feed" - which were wicked good, everything else I've seen by him was absolute shit and I was so disappointed. Sounds like something from "Feed".
To answer your question, I'm planning on getting "Sevas Tra" tattooed on my left forearm.
For those of you familliar with Otep, you'll know what that means and how fucking wicked it looks.
For the rest of you, it's "art saves" spelled backwards and the name of a CD by a kickass band called Otep, fronted by the wonderfully fucked-up goddess of art, Otep Shamaya.... Read More