Finals are kicking my ass, and I'm pretty sure I'm being stalked by a certain bottle of bourbon. Basil Hayden to be exact. It's a sneaky bastard of a bottle, too.
So while I go delve into a semester's worth of civil procedure, I'll leave you with a story I wrote for a class a few months back.
The Effects of Binge Drinking on Puritanism... Read More
Law school is kicking my ass. Turns out Legally Blonde was not an accurate portrayal. I'm pretty sure someone owes me something for that misrepresentation.
I'll try to update on my general going ons at some point. (It involves massive ass kicking, profanity, hooliganing, beveraging, and other such awesomeness),
Also. If you haven't heard the new Grinderman album you ought to go check it out.... Read More
It's been awhile. I have been trying desperately to keep all posi-core, but all kinds of bullshit went down. I didn't want to update with all kinds of bad news, so I just avoided the whole mess. Shockingly, it didn't help fix much of anything.
I'm not entirely sure where I left off, but..
I managed to have an abscess on my nipple the size... Read More
Well, it's not like I followed the Doctors orders in any meaningful way (cut off the cast after 2 days ect...) but on those rare occasions when I needed the crutches they were a pain in the ass so it was certainly nice not to need them. Yeah I only had the bike running for a couple of months. It's ok though because I've got my heel back and I've got a line on an even cheaper and nicer (aesthetically at least) old early '80s Honda. Can't wait to get her running.
So it's been about 3 months since I last rambled in this general direction.
But. That means that half the shit I may have written about has already been forgotten! So it's kind of a win-win situation!
Thanks, by the way, to all those who sent me warm birthday wishes. Despite my assholish refusal to use this silly computer mess, I was very appreciative of... Read More
It's my birthday!
I turned old today.
Like really really old.
If I weren't so lazy I'd tell you how amazingly ridiculously fucked up this week has been.
Thankfully I'm really lazy though.
So.
For my birthday....
Leave me fun pictures.
Of something intriguing!
So. The update of all updates. I've been crazy busy! Here's the bulk of it. I'll add details and stuff at some point. Maybe. If you know me well at all, you know I wont be updating for another few months. So we'll just see.
In the meantime, as you will soon see, I love blurry camera phone pictures. Please please please someone teach me... Read More
That wedding sounds like a real clusterfuck; I hope you get out of there unscathed. I usually dread going to weddings but this one is a very good friend's and the girl he is marrying is really nice. It looks like a good match that will last.
The wedding I went to before this one was in Vegas, the couple had known each other for 4 months, needless to say it didn't last and everyone saw it coming miles away. What can you do? Can't tell them it's a bad idea, they'll just hate you, especially when things go tits-up later. Sometimes people just have to be left alone to learn from their mistakes.
Yep, some of the bridesmaid dresses I've seen have been pretty hideous. Barefoot on the beach doesn't seem to mix with formal wedding attire... perhaps you can tell 'em that you got the 24 hour SARS.
my goodness. i hadn't realized that it'd been october since i'd last updated. i'll try to make the wait worth it.. or something like that.
since we last spoke.....
i was a bumble bee for halloween. i don't have pictures. it was more messy than hot. i had to work halloween. it was lame and i had to scream at people. including my best friend-... Read More
Hello SuicideGirls friend! This message is copied and pasted, but that doesn't mean I don't still love you, it simply means I prefer the ability to play bass as opposed to carpal-tunnel-from-re-typing! Haha!
Regardless...
If you can read this, that means I would really appreciate it if you were to check out my band, The Wrecktals! We just recorded a demo, and a couple tracks are up on MySpace, and then a track-or-two-that's-not-on-MySpace is on FaceBook.
We really wanna make friends with you! Seriously! That's one thing that a lot of bands hate... There's this nice fat fucking gap between fan and artist. Fuck that gap. Gaps need to be fucked. Fuck it! The Gap that is! So go there! And tell us what you think!
And if you are super-friendly and rad and awesome! You caaaan...
And again, please tell us what you think! And if you know anybody who likes their punk and ska and hardcore... Please pass the good word on!
Look! We're like Rancid! Can we have some street cred now?
Wigglywigglywiggly!
This band is my baby. We are going to be successful (in terms of creating that feeling in someone's chest when they hear that song they love, not "successful"as in "money"). It's our dream and it's gonna happen through our own hard work and passion and love for radness!
But like I said, we have a demo out. You pay $4 and you get eight (wicked-quality) tracks that last almost half-an-hour, some sweet DIY eye-candy, and instant immortality/karma! That's right! Everyone who buys our demo will have their name immortalized somewhere on the next release! So make sure we know who you are! We want to thank each and every one of you who actually listened to us!
We're playing lots of rad underground shows and we support all of those who make music for the sake of creation and expression. I've been to every fucking band I can imagine within five-hundred-bajillion-miles of me, so the favour better be returned!
My name is Christoph, but most people call me Slut (short for PunkerSlut)... And you can call me Susan, if it makes you happy... But on behalf of The Wrecktals, thank you for your time! I hope you like us!
'Cause if you read all this, it means we already like you!