If I found myself trapped in the 50's, I'd have to at least try my hand at waitressing. I mean.. the skates! How could I resist the skates? Only, I wouldn't serve regular cola, oh no. My customers would get treated to SG cola. SG cola, for a taste reminiscent of being surrounded by a hoard of cute girls who are either going to kiss you or kick your ass. I know I like it. Kind of makes me want to get naked, apparently.