YOUR SEAL QUESTIONS ANSWERED...
1) I chose baby seals as the focal point of my aggression because I pretty much am guaranteed the win.
2) You are probably asking, 'well, why not just club your grandma in her sleep like everyone else?'...well, not all grannies are weak, bed-shitting geriatrics you know; mine still windsurfs for fuck's sake.
3) Following a victorious deathmatch, I always ensure...
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