A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
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The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The...
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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The...
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The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The...
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I wake up slowly. Slowly I return to reality. Slowly I ponder the occurrences of the dream I am now awaking of. Little boys in unknown houses, and men without names helping me to find my lost dreams.
Slowly I open my eyes. The light from the window burns my retinas. It feels like I havent seen the sun in days. The room is revealed...
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Slowly I open my eyes. The light from the window burns my retinas. It feels like I havent seen the sun in days. The room is revealed...
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yuriel:
red stains really ARE hard to get out of stuff. heh.
aaronsrod:
haha fair enough *waits with baited breath for answer*
*then wonders what the fuck 'baited breath' actually means*
*then wonders what the fuck 'baited breath' actually means*
"I am too familiar because you know me too well. That's right, boys and girls. Label me. Label the little girl. Analyze everything and put it in its rightful space. Lock me out because I'm dangerous. Dangerous to what? Everything you see is a result of you losing your dream. Every action you make is in reality a reaction. Everyday you live as if you...
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howrangi:
UUUHHHHH ok. i'm lost. 
akira069:
what a beautiful picture! 
so cute. How are you?? 
Is it beginning to get cold over there? I hope things are going well for you. Stay warm and take care. aloha 
so cute. How are you?? Is it beginning to get cold over there? I hope things are going well for you. Stay warm and take care. aloha Oh, Mayhem tonight. 
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deadly_photo:
mayhem?
deadly_photo:
doh! should have seen the capital M
I watch CNN all morning and realize CNN is just another MTV, only NTV. News Television. Looping the same playlist, like MTV, over and over again. Kick it.
TV used to be such a source of information.
Martha Stewart living really went to fuck. Yes, stuff can go to fuck. But who goes to fuck, anyway? Go fuck.
See me on this curl of hair...
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TV used to be such a source of information.
Martha Stewart living really went to fuck. Yes, stuff can go to fuck. But who goes to fuck, anyway? Go fuck.
See me on this curl of hair...
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lordbored:
By the way, MTW have become a fucking reality show!
I miss those days when you could watch some alternative music. Or some good metal.
Audrey Horne er svaret p ditt sprsml foresten.
I miss those days when you could watch some alternative music. Or some good metal.
Audrey Horne er svaret p ditt sprsml foresten.
lordbored:
Audrey Horne er bandet jeg har spillt sammen med p turne og i studio. Du spurte for en tid tilbake hvilket band jeg spillte i.
Jeg er egentlig ikke i noen band, men blir hyret inn som studiomusiker og p turneer.
Jeg er egentlig ikke i noen band, men blir hyret inn som studiomusiker og p turneer.
Dear Mr. Spielberg,
I loved E.T.
Still, this isn't another one of those fan letters I'm sure you do receive every once in a while. This is a(n in)formal complaint.
Despite the fine weather, a friend and I decided to go see your latest movie, War of the Worlds. Because the world isn't a fair place and probably of a hundred other reasons I have...
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I loved E.T.
Still, this isn't another one of those fan letters I'm sure you do receive every once in a while. This is a(n in)formal complaint.
Despite the fine weather, a friend and I decided to go see your latest movie, War of the Worlds. Because the world isn't a fair place and probably of a hundred other reasons I have...
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francis:
his best movie was "i wanna hold your hand"
everything else is crap.
everything else is crap.
rephrased:
Hmm...
I haven't seen that film yet.
And, based on what you say, I won't.
I haven't seen that film yet.
And, based on what you say, I won't.
HubbaHubba may not reply because his or her or your status is set to Away or you are both Offline.
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barekroell:
nano nano - s american history x i gr - for frste gang - og p tv (satt virkelig inne - men filmen var helt alright)
shootinga m bli enten nest siste helg i august ellers en eller en annen helg i september... ok? svetter du? sulten? trst?
shootinga m bli enten nest siste helg i august ellers en eller en annen helg i september... ok? svetter du? sulten? trst?
mercie:
i know how that goes.
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barekroell:
jeg sitter inne heile dag'n i dette vret - og det virker som du har det slikt du oxo... 
francis:
nah you don't look shit..
you look shit FACED... still very hot tho
you look shit FACED
... still very hot tho
I hate to admit it, but I think I belong to some sort of New Age/Hippie/Coelho-religion.
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aaronsrod:
BTW I have a cool picture of you on my desktop atm, i downloaded it from SGARMY desktops. You are gorgeous
waldo_jeffers:
When I read your "relax" comment, the first thing I thought of was "Frankie Goes To Hollywood" and now the tune keeps running through my mind!!
He puts down the words in his diary and when there are no more words to write, he fires up a smoke, throws the diary under his bed, hits the power button on his HiFi system, lies down and enjoys the beautiful sounds of his favorite band, Ocean Colour Scene. A kind of lazy voice fades out and in comes the guitar solo he's been...
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francis:
fuck...
hope you had a great birthday dear
fuck...
hope you had a great birthday dear
akira069:
never a dull moment with you time does fly when you're having fun.
aloha
never a dull moment with you time does fly when you're having fun.
alohaI'm at a library, which means I'm typing on the filthy keyboard of a public computer. There's this guy sitting next to me, on one of the other computers, and it's not that he's retarded or anything, he's just simple minded of some sort. He's humming some tune I can't make out. Not that it's annoying, it just goes to show the kind of mentality...
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yzzi:
Gratulerar p fdelsedagen!! hoppas du fr en jttebra dag
aaronsrod:
happy birthday to us pretty girl, I hope your day is as fun as mine was.
guy1 "Boy have I got the best idea in the world. I could make BILLIONS off it."
guy2 "ok let's here it"
guy1 "well it starts..."
*a train goes by effectively muting his rant*
*train continues to pass as he becomes more animated and enthusiastic but of course we can't hear him*
*last car goes by and we hear..."
guy1 "...and when you finish, that's what you've got!"
guy2 "that IS the best idea in the world. You Could make billions off it"
*shrug* but whadda I know?