I was wandering around downtown in the pouring rain. I crawled under a porch to stay warm and dry. There was a window. I kicked it out with my foot and dropped into the basement below. I like to lurk in the dark places. Unfortunatly, I glow. I couldn't stay hidden for very long. And the walls were so bright and colorful....and the spirits moved me to dance....and then I got naked and polaroids started flying out of the shadows. I was happy and warm. I also think that that drunk people at the bar next door enjoyed the view of my naked bits. Sweet.