Once upon a time, a beautiful young maiden awoke to find the sun shining through her window. Knowing the days of sun and warmth were numbered, the maiden set out into the forest with one of her favorite books. However, she became so moved by J.R.R. Tolkien's writings, she could not contain herself, and the maiden removed her gown and books for the duration of her reading. And she lived happily ever after. The end.