The inner part of my elbow is all types of swollen and bruised and the pinhole where they drew blood appears to have grown in size. I got zero sleep last night and I'm exhausted and partially functional. My hair is a mess and I'm not wearing make up. I look like a freaking addict to the maxxx. 
.... I'm a big fat liar, we...
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I hope your VD was a plesant and wonderful one! Mine involved school, work, a movie and a late night pizza.
I saw final destination 3 tonight. It was nice and gory. Nothing says love day like guts splattered on the wall. Every time I saw it coming, I'd mutter "ooooohman" under my breath and my friend would laugh. On the way out, although the...
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I saw final destination 3 tonight. It was nice and gory. Nothing says love day like guts splattered on the wall. Every time I saw it coming, I'd mutter "ooooohman" under my breath and my friend would laugh. On the way out, although the...
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hadesjones:
Valentines day? Honey come on and catch up because it's Monkeyday AND Mardi Gras!!!
I full expect beads, booze, and monkeys in your very near future.
Kisses, kisses and monkeybusiness
Hades
and
Bobo
I full expect beads, booze, and monkeys in your very near future.
Kisses, kisses and monkeybusiness
Hades
and
Bobo
thedarkness:
Hello girl, how are things?
Someday, I'm going to make SyntheticBarbie my darling wifey and we'll hatch many eggs together.
p.s. Thank you for friday. I think I love you, doolittle.
p.s. Thank you for friday. I think I love you, doolittle.
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angelfuckaz:
Thank you for the bday wishes. 
tehwickedends:
Happy Valentines day Esther! 
your vd present is in my pants.
your vd present is in my pants.
Afternoon Conversation...
Me : Member that time I rocked so hard I killed a man.
Her : How many people you figure you kill a day like that.
Me : Oh, I dunno, a thousand?
Her : Maybe a million!
Us : hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Me : Member that time I rocked so hard I killed a man.
Her : How many people you figure you kill a day like that.
Me : Oh, I dunno, a thousand?
Her : Maybe a million!
Us : hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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handsomejoe:
I remember one of those times you rocked so hard. Poor bastard never saw it coming.
scissorhands925:
Thats funny....The first thing that came to my mind was this:
I remember everything!
I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday
I was barely seventeen, and I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar
I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratacaster
But I do remember that it had a heart of chrome and a voice like a horny angel
I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratacaster
But I do remember that it wasn't at all easy
It required the perfect combination of the right power chords
And the precise angle from which to strike
The guitar bled for about a week afterward
And the blood was ugh dark and rich, like wild berries
The blood of the guitar was Chuck Berry red
The guitar bled for about a week afterward, but it rung out beautifully
And I was able to play notes that I had never even heard before
So I took my guitar, and I smashed it against the wall
I smashed it against the floor
I smashed it against the body of a varsity cheerleader
Smashed it against the hood of a car
Smashed it against a 1981 Harley Davidson
The Harley howled in pain, the guitar howled in heat
And I ran up the stairs to my parents' bedroom
Mummy and daddy were sleeping in the moonlight
Slowly I opened the door, creeping in the shadows
Right upto the foot of their bed
I raised the guitar high above my head
And just as I was about to bring the guitar crashing down
upon the centre of the bed, my father woke up, screaming "Stop!"
"Wait a minute! Stop it boy! What do ya think you're doin'?
That's no way to treat an expensive musical instrument!"
And I said: "God dammit daddy!
You know I love you, but you got a hell of a lot to learn about rock an' roll"
It's by Jim Steinman.....The guy who writes the lyrics for Meatloaf.....I always tought it was kinda cool.
[Edited on Feb 04, 2006 6:04PM]
I remember everything!
I remember every little thing as if it happened only yesterday
I was barely seventeen, and I once killed a boy with a Fender guitar
I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratacaster
But I do remember that it had a heart of chrome and a voice like a horny angel
I don't remember if it was a telecaster or a stratacaster
But I do remember that it wasn't at all easy
It required the perfect combination of the right power chords
And the precise angle from which to strike
The guitar bled for about a week afterward
And the blood was ugh dark and rich, like wild berries
The blood of the guitar was Chuck Berry red
The guitar bled for about a week afterward, but it rung out beautifully
And I was able to play notes that I had never even heard before
So I took my guitar, and I smashed it against the wall
I smashed it against the floor
I smashed it against the body of a varsity cheerleader
Smashed it against the hood of a car
Smashed it against a 1981 Harley Davidson
The Harley howled in pain, the guitar howled in heat
And I ran up the stairs to my parents' bedroom
Mummy and daddy were sleeping in the moonlight
Slowly I opened the door, creeping in the shadows
Right upto the foot of their bed
I raised the guitar high above my head
And just as I was about to bring the guitar crashing down
upon the centre of the bed, my father woke up, screaming "Stop!"
"Wait a minute! Stop it boy! What do ya think you're doin'?
That's no way to treat an expensive musical instrument!"
And I said: "God dammit daddy!
You know I love you, but you got a hell of a lot to learn about rock an' roll"
It's by Jim Steinman.....The guy who writes the lyrics for Meatloaf.....I always tought it was kinda cool.
[Edited on Feb 04, 2006 6:04PM]
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yuriel:
uh hon i could care if you had dimestore tattoos and weighed 53 grams 
thats hot
<3
thats hot
<3
supergp:
I'm with Dane. You could beat the holy hell out of a 53 pound girl. And that's why we love you.
I would like to take a moment to say hello to one of my favorite baristas of all the westside, krogen!
Represent.
And now I will go eat some bad asian food, return home and begin a homework epic. I do believe it's 75 pitcher night if we make it to the bar before 12.
Represent.
And now I will go eat some bad asian food, return home and begin a homework epic. I do believe it's 75 pitcher night if we make it to the bar before 12.
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thedarkness:
Thank you love, this is something that I have always wanted.
dierdre:
<3
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downingolsen:
hey
hadesjones:
Wow, wow, and yep, wow. Niiiiice sweetheart, niiiiiiice.
Welcome to the almost weekend!!!
Hades
Welcome to the almost weekend!!!
Hades
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dane_valek:
Hope all goes well with Mr. Scissorhands. What's wrong with the car?
nonblonde:
*cackle* <3
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annamei:
i love love love! you lady. i fully agree, we must hang out soon. you make my life happy
calmer_than_you:
I don't get it...
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marvins:
merry x-mas!
dierdre:
sounds like a plan to me. XD
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turbulence:
Yeah, my sis is special to me ;-) I just takes longer to find something 
Good luck finding something. I'm bound to ;-)
Good luck finding something. I'm bound to ;-)
thesheperd:
that's sweetie, you're pretty sweet yourself...rock on rock star!
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fatality:
Did you find a copy?! And happy belated birthday.
trilobyte:
Is he still tied up in the van, or has he been released? hehe
~Tilo~
~Tilo~
I look forward to seeing your new ink. ^ _ ~
Hades