into: Cheese, comic book stores, curly fries, dancing in the shower, dinosaurs, dirty riffs, dirty beats and dirty samples, doodling, festivals, gigging, giggling, happy endings, hot showers, hummus, innuendo, kissing, late nights, lie-ins, lucid dreams, mayonnaise, procrastination, robots, sarcasm, shiny things, sunset, sunrise, sunshine, sushi, and lots and lots of tea.
makes me happy: marmite, rainbow oil slicks on rainy pavements
makes me sad: People with no manners, Bratz Dolls, London pigeons with mangled feet.
i spend most of my free time: daydreaming/picking my nose
occupation: Fake Shemp
stats: I like to call myself "The Traditional English Pearshape"...and no, sadly that's not a dessert.
heroes: David Attenborough, Gerald Durrell, Caroline Lucas
fantasy: To be a zombie extra, or a stuffed animal in a Flaming Lips video.
sign: Insomniac
most humbling moment: Vomiting vesuvius-style through my nose across a friend's breakfast table. He wasn't there at the time. His parents were.
MY STATUS: single