From frankmask
One day I was walking down the street, minding my own business like any honest citizen, when Danielle stepped out of an alleyway and told me that ninjas were trying to kill me. I asked her if I should be worried, and she said no. She told me that the ninjas used to be hiding in the alley, until she came up behind them and destroyed them with a coherent beam of pure awesomeness. Ever since then I've thought that she is really pretty neat.