bands:

1. tool + pucifer+ radiohead + perfect circle
2. chris cornell+ pantera+ dax riggs+ misfits
3. kid loco+ orbital+ air + atmospere + radiohead
4. the everly brothers + frank sinatra
5. porcelain and the tramps+ msi
6. tupac+ biggie+ pharroah monch+ the game
7. beastie boys+ fugees+ wu-tang+ pharrell + snoop

films:

1. Fried Green Tomatoes
2. Snatch
3. My Best Friend's Girlfriend
4. Goodfellas
5. Casino

books:

1. Black Hawk Down ~ Mark Bowden
2. My Horizontal Life ~ Chelsea Handler
3. Magical Thinking ~ Augusten Burroughs
4. Bleachy Haired Honkey Bitch ~ Hollis Gillespie
5. Snuff ~ Chuck Palahniuk
6. How to make Love Like a Pornstar ~ Jenna Jameson
7. are you there vodka, it's me chelsea ~ chelsea handler

into: expansive minds/vocabularies. party in my head/bed and everyone's invited!

not into: catty, gossipy, whiney, complainer-types (guy or girl) who have nothing better to do with their time but suck the lifeforce out of a room faster than i can escape it..and i'm pretty damn high speed! so keep your goddamn negative nancy bullshit drama to yourself!

makes me happy: mustache rides. making gangsta cupcakes. gay guys and astroglide. target practice. cleaning my weapons religiously. naked bubble parties.

makes me sad: bartards who don't tip. bad news bettys. sexist sallys. negative nancys. dirty beavers. the grammatically incorrect.

hobbies: drawing. dreaming. dragging boys to my bedroom.

5 things i can't live without: liner 5. shader 6. a heavy box of prismacolors. kira, my heterosexual life partner.

vices: wiii, german chocolates, drawing on drunk boys' faces.

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: thinking dirty thoughts, then saying them aloud without any guilt or shame.

occupation: tasty lifesaver.

current crush: the mutant palmetto bug i just stepped on that miraculously twisted my ankle, then ran off with my shoe while cursing at me. true story.

heroes: the many brave soldiers who have lost or risked their lives just to keep America a free country. thank you.

gets me hot: sakura's volcano roll..mmmmm

favorite position: all of them at once in rapid succession.

fantasy: you and me and my fist makes three.

sign: "functions well when a copious amount of jack daniels is int

most humbling moment: Drunkedly pissing off my 2nd story balcony and seeing my neighbor's (below me) patio light turn on. i ran inside giggling. i told him about it a week later while walking my roomate's dog.

i lost my virginity: on your face. it was beautiful. let's do it again!

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

MY KINK FACTOR: Electrocution, clown suits, furries, oh my!

MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?

MY STATUS: not telling

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn.

MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Retro, Punk, Diva