into: coffee. good conversation. the aforementioned combined. smut. galactic cannibalism. death and decay. blood and guts. bones. whiskey. free thinkers. used books. smothering all foods in salt and/or hot sauce. finding beauty in everything. the break of dawn somewhere new.
not into: the strings on bananas. children. uptight fucks. material bullshit. politics. did i mention the strings on bananas? because i'm really not into that.
makes me happy: sex. bacon. hanging out in my underwear.
makes me sad: fat children. and starbucks.
hobbies: reading things. sewing things. walking places. staring out of windows. acquiring creepy treasures.
5 things i can't live without: music, books, coffee, black eyeliner, nag champa
vices: fucking potty mouth.
thoughts on sg: I like it
i spend most of my free time: wandering.
occupation: human.
gets me hot: brains. death metal. unexpected touches. gore. the feeling of rope against my skin.
favorite position: pretzel style while standing on my head in a kiddie pool full of beer. (bourbon with limes will also suffice)
fantasy: that mutant chickens will one day take over the entire human race, frying us by the masses in a steaming vat of hot sauce and then serving us for forty cents a pop on a weeknight of their choice.
sign: aries.
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.
MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?
POT: Occasionally
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Metalhead, Bookworm