into: My dog Theodore, eating donuts and cupcakes, golf, cooking, reading up on survival tactics for zombie breakouts, shooting guns, hunting, zoos, bears, tanning, the beach.
not into: Animal abusers, womanizers, raw onions, snow, dumb broads.
makes me happy: Being ahead of the game.
makes me sad: Abused animal commercials:when animals die in movies, abused animals in general makes me sad come to think of it
hobbies: Video games, running, reading, watching documentaries, skateboarding, shooting guns, hunting, being awesome.
5 things i can't live without: Macbook pro, iphone, water, sugar, Theodore.
i spend most of my free time: With my dog hunting for lost Spanish treasure.
occupation: Government
current crush: Gerard Butler and Kit Harington
stats: 36, 25, 36. 5'4.
body mods: lots of tattoos, nose pierced, 16 mm gauged ears. Work by Tyler Shepard, Mario Pullano, Spanky in Mount Pleasant, PA
heroes: my grandparents for reassuring me true love exists.
gets me hot: beards.
favorite position: whatever feels good.
sign: virgo
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Nope
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Internet. All night. Again.
I WANT: Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Tattooed, Fuck you, I defy categories