You are not, you're right here with me. I know last week I wasn't around, things have been bumpy lately. We'll spend more time together and work on getting you found again.
I've also realized why most people assume that we're lesbians however, I've also realized that I really have no problem with that cause you're so hot that it makes me look REALLY GOOD! hahaha
And also comes in handy while out:
"Hi, I'm Dennis..."
"Hi Dennis...I'm a lesbian."
"Really? You don't like men at all?"
"Nope....HUGE dyke sorry."
(I so wish you were there for that. Damn you and your weak bladder)