gender: SG

age: 80 (Nov 15, 1927)

occupation: Wins at YELLING

into: Pissing in the holy water. Kidnapping children and putting them in my stew. Sarcasm.

i lost my virginity: and put its picture on a milk carton. Have you seen it?

most humbling moment: *cues serious moment* Watching my grandfather die.

sign: Scorpio and Middle Finger

stats: able to fit into small overhead compartments, quick & nimble on my toes, cat-like reflexes

makes me sad: Hypocrites, liars, fakes, people who lack a personality or their own identity, the fact that anyone can get a record deal nowadays without any merit whatsoever, facists, scientoligists, stupidity, christians, the lack of proper english and grammar - yup, I'm a grammar nazi, cheats, racism, homophobes, insecure little girls, , better-than-you attitudes

fantasy: To become that old lady who lives in that scary house on the street with lots of cats and scares all the neighborhood children.

body mods: I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.

makes me happy: Seeing someone fall - don't deny it, you know its funny, watchin bad ppl who suck get whats coming to them, pale boys with long dark hair and goatees, Comet burritos, food in general, my cat, making out with pretty ladies, good music, art, people who have something to say, knowledge, traveling, experiencing new things

gets me hot: An electric blanket. I have a fear of them. Don't ask.