gender: SG
age: 80 (Nov 15, 1928)
occupation: Gypsy
sign: Scorpio and Middle Finger
most humbling moment: Watching the person who was closest to me die and being unable to do anything about it.
crush: This lovely lady's got the thickness, can I get a witness...
heroes: Leatherface
gets me hot: Tentacle porn
stats: Able to fit into small overhead compartments, quick & nimble on my toes, cat-like reflexes, super vagina - no really, it's got a cape & everything
into: Pissing in the holy water. Kidnapping children and putting them in my stew. Sarcasm. Ruining lives.
i lost my virginity: to a cheeseburger.
body mods: I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.
makes me happy: Seeing someone fall - don't deny it, you know its funny, bad people getting what's coming to them, Comet burritos, food in general - I'm a food whore, my cat Miss Cleo, making out, good music, art, people who have something to say, knowledge, traveling, experiencing new things
Thus far I've...
- had late night dinner & wine with a friend, silly drunken chats commenced "I went to mathemetology school"
- got introduced to some delicious pizza thanks to Adam ---- but HoundDogs is still better.
- went bar hoppin with DoctaShock and listened to the sound stylins of DJ Adam12 at Bronson Bar. They made me drink tequilla. The night led to this...
- did a handstand on top of my suitcase
- woke up with bizarre scratches on my bum. How'd those get there? Hmmmm....
- hung out with Sawa in downtown LA. We ate a delicious lunch, discovered Bong Alley, and lazily sat by the pool for hours.
- went to the She Wants Revenge show at EchoPlex. Got introduced to a new band - The Living Things - I loved them
- endured a horrific cab ride experience that made me wanna stab the driver repeatedly
- had a creepy LA adventure with Fractal that consisted of lunch at Swingers (not creepy, but delicious), shopping at Necromance (where I bought a delightfully delapidated doll), and the Museum of Death. Train wreck girl had a bad day, we told ghost stories, win.

The rest of my trip will be...
- going out to Cha Cha Lounge with a group of peeps tonight.
- Club Suicide tomorrow night
- possible photoshoots, music, dancing, drinks, fun, etc. Repeat.

























