maddy

well my friend the wonderful photographer that did my set has agreed to another. that made me happy.

i bought a jacket today that was ugly as hell but cheap...when i have money to spend bad things happen.

one of my oscars keeps beating his head into the glass. i am afraid he is going to break it one night like he smashed his heater...i think he has just gone insane because the other one is perfectly fine...weird ass animals.

i love playing pool, but i need a better place to go. i couldn't get into the bathroom tonight because a woman was snorting coke in there. damn white people.

guy at pool hall: hey i think i know where you werk

me:yeah i werk there

guy at pool hall: oh well i was going to say hi but i thought you might think i'm crazy

me: whats your name?

guy at pool hall: skip

me: well skip now i know you and you can say hi and i won't wonder who the hell you are

today i met skip...he wears cowboy boots.

and in retail news:

woman after i hand her a cranium accessory: do you have a mirror?

me: no, you just have to guess.

if i am a child then you are a pedophile, and damned if i am going to be lectured by a pervert.