gender: SG

age: 30 (Jul 13, 1981)

occupation: deconstructing reality

stats: constantly bruised

most humbling moment: I'm shameless.

gets me hot: legs. I'm a leg man. Like Buk.

heroes: the gifted and the challenged.

i lost my virginity: it was rubbish

makes me happy: the smell of hair bleach, the sound of semi in Tokyo heat, jinxing people on my blacklist and getting mistaken for a tranny.

fantasy: I'm working on being born a handsome shinto-ist with a big cock in my next life. Will sing in countertenor and be really good at handbalancing, too.

crush: it's more like a CRASH, dear.

into: people who have notes written on their hand in blue biro.

body mods: garbed in ultimate fuck-uppery, black rotten heart covered in lipstick and gore.