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gender: SG
age: 33 (Oct 17, 1979)
occupation: Social Justice Superhero!
gets me hot: Someone who's not afraid to fly the freak flag high.
crush: My tattoo artist.
i lost my virginity: ... after you did.
stats: Light enough to be piggy-backed by a midget.
most humbling moment: Pretty much most of my moments at work are humbling.
into: Working, reading, whipping the dog into a frenzy and watching her go, browsing for overpriced clothing online but never buying, watching John Hughes movies, lying on the beach and drinking clear cocktails, naked Trivial Pursuit.
fantasy: Me, Jonathon Rhys Meyers, 15 minutes.
body mods: ...are only fun until someone loses an eye.
makes me sad: Me.
makes me happy: Laughing loudly and genuinely, dancing, skating, when bus drivers wave to you as you let them pull in front, walking the dog and listening to my IPod, rubbing my legs right after I've shaved them, the smell of a new book, the smell of an old book, buying anything from a stationary store, crossing things off lists, my dog's toes.
So. What'd I miss?
Feeling a little lost on the site seeing as it's been, oh, several years since I've been hanging around this joint. I'm thinking I'd like to dust of the fancy panties and try for another photoshoot, but I don't even know where to begin! Concept? Photographer? Where does one find a photographer these days?
How does one even get caught up after such a long hiatus? Well, let's try this. If I'm me, and SG is an old friend I haven't seen in years, I think our conversation would go a little like this:
LuluMae: SG!
SG: LuluMae!
LM: Hey SG, what have you been up to these days?
SG: Well, I've been hanging out with thousands of attractive, sassy, bold, scantily-clad dames. How about you?
LM: Uhh. Well, I still have my cutie-patootie sidekick, Princess Ruby-Woo. I got my degree. Got a big-girl job. Dated a couple guys. Got broken up with by a couple of guys. Moved twice. Got out of debt, got back into debt. Went through two cars, two jobs, one computer monitor and about 24 toothbrushes. Cut off my hair. Grew out my hair. Dyed my hair blond. Got some new tattoos. Took out a few piercings. Changed the music in my Ipod a few times.
SG: Wow LuluMae. Sounds fascinating. *sarcastic eye-roll*
LM: No wait! I started ballroom dancing, finally got around to watching "Annie Hall", discovered tranquilizers, and found a *really* great recipe for carrot raisin muffins.
SG: Sounds like you could pretty much die today and feel fulfilled.
LM: But... they're made with whole wheat flour and yet they're STILL MOIST.
SG: Yeah cool. See you in another few years.
LM: Oh. Yeah. Okay. Cool.
xx-LM
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