Wow. . It's been awhile since I've been on here. .. =/ Sorry guys. . I have been *CrAzY* busy with so many things. . !
But I finally got a lil' Va-kay in this past weekend. . Went to Laguna Beach with a boy. . Had an amazing time, went to an amazing sushi restaurant, was wasted 23 hours out of the day, laid in the sun, went to a few bars. Incredible! Up until our very last day there. . We decided to rent a jet ski, sounds awesome right?? Pfftt. . He's driving while I'm on the back for the first, ehhh. . 30 minutes or so. He's gettin a bit crazy but it's all fun. We go past a booey (spell check) & we see 3 seals just hanging out on it... Cute right? WRONG! I don't know if anyone watches SHARK WEEK but I do! && where there are seals there are SHARKS! (Great Whites) I try to hide the panic attack that has officially taken over my body and quietly whisper. .
"APPLES & ORANGES, APPLES & ORANGES!"

[Don't ask, it helps ok]

He then convinces me to drive, I'm a bit nervous, because not only is my WORSE FEAR EVER. . ShARkS!! But it was a bit nerve racking considering we're on the ocean with huge waves. . So I start out slow. . after about 10 minutes of 10 MPH I get a bit cocky & start to speed up.

"WHOO! I'M SO AWESOME!" . . I think to myself. .

"I'M GONNA SHOW HIM I'M NOT SOME LITTLE BITCH & THAT I CAN GO FAST TOO!"

Shortly after 10MPH turns into 55MPH I hear his screams go from

"WHOO! YA!" to "AHHHHH!"

. . I'm thinking to myself, "oh he's such a nerd."

Not long after I no longer feel his weight on the back. I turn around he's gone! I turn back around & before I can scream "OH FUCK!" I crash into a HUGE oncoming wave!! Before I go flying, one of the handle bars digs into the right side of my ribs & I fly to the left. Next thing I know I'm being turned around & asked "WTF HAPPEN!?"

. . He then asks if I want to swim with him to get the Jet ski that is being swifted away by the current or if he should come back && get me. . Let's just say...

Wow. . It's been awhile since I've been on here. .. =/ Sorry guys. . I have been *CrAzY* busy with so many things. . !
But I finally got a lil' Va-kay in this past weekend. . Went to Laguna Beach with a boy. . Had an amazing time, went to an amazing sushi restaurant, was wasted 23 hours out of the day, laid in the sun, went to a few bars. Incredible! Up until our very last day there. . We decided to rent a jet ski, sounds awesome right?? Pfftt. . He's driving while I'm on the back for the first, ehhh. . 30 minutes or so. He's gettin a bit crazy but it's all fun. We go past a booey (spell check) & we see 3 seals just hanging out on it... Cute right? WRONG! I don't know if anyone watches SHARK WEEK but I do! && where there are seals there are SHARKS! (Great Whites) I try to hide the panic attack that has officially taken over my body and quietly whisper. .
"APPLES & ORANGES, APPLES & ORANGES!"

[Don't ask, it helps ok]

He then convinces me to drive, I'm a bit nervous, because not only is my WORSE FEAR EVER. . ShARkS!! But it was a bit nerve racking considering we're on the ocean with huge waves. . So I start out slow. . after about 10 minutes of 10 MPH I get a bit cocky & start to speed up.

"WHOO! I'M SO AWESOME!" . . I think to myself. .

"I'M GONNA SHOW HIM I'M NOT SOME LITTLE BITCH & THAT I CAN GO FAST TOO!"

Shortly after 10MPH turns into 55MPH I hear his screams go from

"WHOO! YA!" to "AHHHHH!"

. . I'm thinking to myself, "oh he's such a nerd."

Not long after I no longer feel his weight on the back. I turn around he's gone! I turn back around & before I can scream "OH FUCK!" I crash into a HUGE oncoming wave!! Before I go flying, one of the handle bars digs into the right side of my ribs & I fly to the left. Next thing I know I'm being turned around & asked "WTF HAPPEN!?"

. . He then asks if I want to swim with him to get the Jet ski that is being swifted away by the current or if he should come back && get me. . Let's just say I was still seeing stars & couldn't exactly respond at that moment. So he swims very gimp like with one arm.

[oh BTW. .I failed to mention that he has a broken clavicle at this time] -COLLAR BONE-

And all I can think is "DON'T KICK, DON'T PADDLE, DON'T MOVE! . . Or else I will be starring in my own JAWS 432090394989!!

As he's driving back he flies right by me, expecting me to swim to him.. UH, I DON'T THINK SO! I paddle, I die! Not gonna happen! So as he's coming back toward me, some ASSHOLES on another jet ski are making circles around us & going super DUPER fast, not only making it difficult for me to climb up but possibly making my chances of ending up like Samuel L. Jackson in DEEP BLUE SEA even greater. My dude starts telling them off, then they ride away.

Finally! Out of the water!! . . As we ride back 5MPH, every little wave we hit, we painfully say "UH!"
So we get back to the harbor, park the jet ski when the guy that rented it to us say "You know you still have another hour left on it, right?"

We look at one another & try to shake our heads NO, but the mild whiplash that we are enduring makes it hard.
The dude then asks, "You guys fall in?" We grunt then walk away. .

The mile long walk back to the car was almost as awesome as the 2 & a half hour car ride home.
(said sarcastically)

Moral of the story: . . Well, I don't really have one. . But my ass still hurts!

FIN.