
gender: SG
age: 29 (Dec 12, 1983)
occupation: Shoes and Underwear
gets me hot: Heavy lifting coupled with ordering people around
crush: Harley D.
into: -Bad jokes -Gin rummy -70's horror films -Big hair -Sass mouth -Extra towels
heroes: Westley
stats: Tall, tatted, tough, bossy, hopelessly fluffy on the inside
body mods: Once or twice, but nothing too big or serious
makes me sad: -Sewer grates -Big roaches -Tampon flushers -Facebook
makes me happy: -Hugs and kisses -The UPS driver -Underwear party -Space heaters
fantasy: Taking a flying leap through a ring of fire, into a pool of sharks while on fire wearing a heavily sequined bikini
most humbling moment: I cut the tip of my finger off by taking my eyes off the prize for only a moment.
Gee whiz! A new set and the rapture all in the same day?!
Who's got two thumbs and is the luckiest lady ever?
This girl who can't stop #winning.

When I get visitors, they tell me my home is exactly as they pictured it. I invite all the SGers into my retro chic home and my fabulous nekkid lap.
I dedicate this set to Richie & Shannon Tovar who were while it was shot and helped "put the smile behind my eyes."
I love you.
Thanks to ShutterMeShort for making a trek across the desert to shoot me... err... to shoot this set hahaha

What do you do when you get eaten by a monster?
You run around till you're all pooped out.
Who's got two thumbs and is the luckiest lady ever?
This girl who can't stop #winning.
When I get visitors, they tell me my home is exactly as they pictured it. I invite all the SGers into my retro chic home and my fabulous nekkid lap.
I dedicate this set to Richie & Shannon Tovar who were while it was shot and helped "put the smile behind my eyes."
I love you.
Thanks to ShutterMeShort for making a trek across the desert to shoot me... err... to shoot this set hahaha
What do you do when you get eaten by a monster?
You run around till you're all pooped out.





















