gender: SG

age: 27 (Jul 15, 1985)

occupation: Master procrastinator, Abbreviator, Redresser

heroes: David Bowie is pretty much the only acceptable answer here, people.

crush: John Krasinski

makes me sad: Limited means

i lost my virginity: To a Frat Boy... with a capital F and B.

most humbling moment: If I don't remember it clearly, did it actually happen?

fantasy: Mile high club, hot office action, DP (shush)

body mods: The whole shebang

gets me hot: Good old fashioned hardcore lesbian porn, hearing my hot neighbors through the floor, getting caught and being dominated

makes me happy: new vinyl, guaranteed weekends off work, simplicity, thoroughness

into: fresh DJs, my Last.FM account, traveling, spectacles (both wearing and making), photography, Francais, Deutsch, expatriation, Englishmen with rosy cheeks and curly hair and titles. Make me a Duchess, plz.