
gender: SG
occupation: food
fantasy: zelda.
sign: leo
stats: small with a beer gut
crush: not really.
most humbling moment: my life is a neverending expanse of awkwardness.
gets me hot: people who are funnier than me
i lost my virginity: in a boating accident
body mods: tattoos
why i did sg: who cares
makes me happy: my dog, my man. motorcycles.


























