MAR 09, 2011 11:11 PM
Verona, 1562 A street brawl between Montague and Capulet supporters who are sworn enemies. The Prince of Verona intervenes and declares that further breach of the peace will be punishable by death. Later, Count Paris talks to Capulet about marrying his daughter, but Capulet is wary of the request because Juliet is only thirteen. Capulet asks Paris to wait another two years and invites him to attend a planned Capulet ball. Lady Capulet and Juliet's nurse try to persuade Juliet to accept Paris's courtship.
Meanwhile, Benvolio talks with his cousin Romeo, Lord Montague's son, about Romeo's recent depression. Benvolio discovers that it stems from unrequited infatuation for a girl named Rosaline, one of Capulet's nieces. Persuaded by Benvolio and Mercutio, Romeo attends the ball at the Capulet house in hopes of meeting Rosaline. However, Romeo instead meets and falls in love with Juliet. After the ball, in what is now called the "balcony scene", Romeo sneaks into the Capulet courtyard and overhears Juliet on her balcony vowing her love to him in spite of her family's hatred of the Montagues. Romeo makes himself known to her and they agree to be married. With the help of Friar Laurence, who hopes to reconcile the two families through their children's union, they are secretly married the next day.
Juliet's cousin Tybalt, incensed that Romeo had sneaked into the Capulet ball, challenges him to a duel. Romeo, now considering Tybalt his kinsman, refuses to fight. Mercutio is offended by Tybalt's insolence, as well as Romeo's "vile submission,” and accepts the duel on Romeo's behalf. Mercutio is fatally wounded when Romeo attempts to break up the fight. Grief-stricken and wracked with guilt, Romeo confronts and slays Tybalt.
Montague argues that Romeo has justly executed Tybalt for the murder of Mercutio. The Prince, now having lost a kinsman in the warring families' feud, exiles Romeo from Verona and declares that if Romeo returns, "that hour is his last." Romeo secretly spends the night in Juliet's chamber, where they consummate their marriage. Capulet, misinterpreting Juliet's grief, agrees to marry her to Count Paris and threatens to disown her when she refuses to become Paris's "joyful bride." When she then pleads for the marriage to be delayed, her mother rejects her.
Juliet visits Friar Laurence for help, and he offers her a drug that will put her into a death-like coma for "two and forty hours." The Friar promises to send a messenger to inform Romeo of the plan, so that he can rejoin her when she awakens. On the night before the wedding, she takes the drug and, when discovered apparently dead, she is laid in the family crypt.
The messenger, however, does not reach Romeo and, instead, he learns of Juliet's apparent death from his servant Balthasar. Heartbroken, Romeo buys poison from an apothecary and goes to the Capulet crypt. He encounters Paris who has come to mourn Juliet privately. Believing Romeo to be a vandal, Paris confronts him and, in the ensuing battle, Romeo kills Paris. Still believing Juliet to be dead, he drinks the poison. Juliet then awakens and, finding Romeo dead, stabs herself with his dagger. The feuding families and the Prince meet at the tomb to find all three dead. Friar Laurence recounts the story of the two "star-cross'd lovers". The families are reconciled by their children's deaths and agree to end their violent feud. The play ends with the Prince's elegy for the lovers: "For never was a story of more woe / Than this of Juliet and her Romeo.
MAR 10, 2011 06:18 AM
OK. Here you go. It is 100% true and titled:
Subrosa and the Naked Lesbians. Enjoy.
Now, one night Naked Lesbian #1 is having a party at her dorm room that I attended with a friend from back home. In attendance at the party was Naked Lesbian #2, who really wanted to hook it up with #1, but #1 was kind of so-so on the idea. As I had agreed to drive my other friend home, I didn't drink at said party. Eventually, I took the friend to the BART station and returned to the dorm to find the party fizzled out and Naked Lesbians #1 and 2 fucked up drunk and running up and down the hallway in their bras.
Immediately I was scared that they (and conversely me) would get in trouble, so I scooped both of them up by the sholders and shoved them back in their room. Figuring that they'd end up passing out, I started out the door, but they wanted to follow me. So I stayed for a bit longer, then tried to leave again. Literally, I had to barracade the door to keep them from running out into certain peril from our asshole RA.
Realizing that they weren't going anywhere, I guess they decided to torment me by starting to slow dance and sort-of start making out. To ensure that they didn't leave (and, frankly because I didn't want to miss something like that), I took a seat on one of the beds which was positioned by the doorway. Despite the fact that I wouldn't have necessarily called either of them hot per se, this was still like the sexiest thing I'd ever seen live. And then it got better.
One of them said to the other "have you ever thought about being with a boy?" (Being the only boy in the room, this was really exciting).
Then, Naked Lesbian #1 took that as her cue and straddled me, kinda pushing her tits in my face. Then Naked Lesbian #2 got behind her on my lap. Then they undid their bras.
So. Here I am. Four breasts on my lap. Four breasts belonging to two lesbians who were about as obliterated as they humanly could be. And (this is important) I was STONE FUCKING SOBER. And one of these girls was my best friend at the time... So I was really conflicted. I certainly wanted to jump in and get my naked lesbian on... but I felt really queasy about the whole thing because I wasn't sure how she'd feel about it later (and I was 18 and timid. Leave me alone.)
I was leaning back against a table by the bed to kind of think about things and make my decision when... all of the sudden...
My hair caught on fire.
Apparently, NL#1 had some candles going, I didn't see them and the entire back of my hair got singed all to hell. I had to push them off and run down the hall to the faucet to make sure the rest of my hair didn't go up with it.
Needless to say, the mood was a little bit ruined.
MAR 12, 2011 11:35 AM
Every girl deserves a good story; Especially one of star crossed lovers…
MAR 29, 2011 06:57 AM
Hey, my sister's Bday is coming up on the 4th, I was wondering if you had any advice on what to get her. She likes fashion.























