gender: SG

age: 32 (Dec 07, 1975)

occupation: Comedy writer

gets me hot: see fantasy

fantasy: A private dance by Ricky Gervais

heroes: DEVO

crush: Mr. Toad/,Mole, Badger, Rat, etc

makes me sad: When Santa doesn't make it to Bikini Bottom

into: Comedy writing, stand up, brit coms, PVC, leather, fetish nights, bondage, spankings, rope, tape, my Les Paul, writing music, Joss Whedon, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Trailer Park Boys, Simon Pegg, Chris Morris, Blueberry pancakes, Crowley, elephants, my dog Dudley, Sex magick. Big boots, putting on a show, rats

most humbling moment: No guts to talk to David Byrne. Noooooo guts.

i lost my virginity: 15 - a bright light shone in my window, next thing I know I'm paralyzed on a cold table in a bright room full of tall grey aliens. I screamed and screamed. I wish they'd come back.

makes me happy: Comedy. Writing. Writing Comedy. Music, making and listening. Guinness.

sign: Born under a black sun