Which SG or member would you elect US president?

I'm not into this whole democracy thing (remember, I'm king), and I don't know how all this election stuff works in detail - but I understand every native born US citizen can, in principle, become US president. So my question is: If you could elect any SG or member US president in 2008, which one would this be, and why?

(Please don't consider criteria as "US citizen" or "at least 35 ys old" or "not yet dead", imagine everyone could be elected.)

I think I know whom I would vote for:



PS: Please don't turn this thread into a political debate, we're in Silliness.

I concur... Ilectra can be her running mate!

I would totally vote for the Fluxor!

Who would be her running mate?

EDIT: Nevermind, Sid already answered.

RON PAUL RON PAUL BLARGH RAWRG

*mouth foams*

RON PAUL

The goosestep is so ugly...you know?

I don't think Fluxatronix fits into the limited confines of a party system.

But she definitely has my allegiance (to-the-death) when she becomes Galactic Semiimperatrix

Viva Flux!

Hmm.....I want to say something but do I dare??????

I too would vote for the Fluxatronic Awesome Machine.

I would like to nominate myself for her First Gentleman. My qualifications include:

I do not snore.
I am reasonably smert in my nogginhead.
I own a Tuxedo.
Also, I am not afraid to punch Barbara Bush right in the nose.

How about you? I'd vote for you. Candy everywhere!

Hmmm, I'm not sure whether you are more qualified than me...

Have you got a castle?
Is a state named after you?
Have you got over 60 years of experience as head of state?

Besides, I don't snore either.

Blyss and Miguel. 'Nuff said.

No nominations for Nixon?



Or even... Al?

I ♥ Al.

Zarth. He's smarter than the rest of us put together, and... I can just imagine it somehow. Although every time he was on TV everyone would have to get a dictionary out to follow him... thereby improving the intelligence of your country.

I like the Zarth man, but he does not need more ego stroking. Besides, Flux is smarter if you ask me.

Upon the tally of votes in Zarth's favor the entire populace of the United States would be given a free dictionary and thesaurus.

Sweet! I could use new ones! ^_^

I love this administration already!

Here here, mine have seen better days. I think, at one point, I even crossed out a word or two that I ran across and did not care for. Probably not so smart in hindsight.

Reagan.

Tell me which words you crossed out.

If they're not good enough for Kindle they're not good enough for me either

Vote for fatality
plzkthx

Ha!

Speak for yourself.